What could a guy dating one of my friends do to convince me to approve of him and their relationship?
1. For starters he should definately mention how he'd like my friend and I to make out. Bonus points if this is a recurring theme throughout the evening.
2. Then, when stealing flowers for his new girlfriend from the planter outside the restaurant we've just eaten at, he should make sure to rip out a petunia for me too.
3. Also, he should make sure to have an abundance of dirty socks and plastic bags on the floor of his truck. Nothing says "great boyfriend" better than a travelling sock collection.
(He's not actually that bad and I'm already starting to like him, petty theft and lewd comments aside. Good thing my friend is the one dating him, not me.)
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6 comments:
Sounds like a winner to me!!
Sounds awesome.
damn.
taht was funny.
drippy sarcasm...thats a one step way to win ME over.
Threesomes with dirty socks are the best!
You haven't lived until you ... well you get the idea.
Uh...where do I find me one 'o' them kinda boys.
Gosh.
What a gem. I'm swooning here. :)
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