The long-suspected-but-never-confirmed suspicion that peanut butter and phlegm are little more than different names for the same sunstance has just been proven as a result of thorough analysis.
The lead scientific researcher (namely, myself) has done extensive taste-test and textural experimentation. Many experts say the results are unquestionable.
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Are you offering the emperical evidence?
(Really...you don't have to!)
My emperical data is rather revolting. If you have a little phlegm-y cold, eat a big spoonful of peanut butter and I'm sure you'll feel enough evidence to be convinced.
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