Sometimes I call Faunty by her given name, Little Fart.
Last night I was getting ready for bed when she knocked on the washroom door.
"Come in, Fart," I said.
She opened the door, came in and said something like, "I would think it would be better for you to summon your farts out. It seems healthier somehow."
Faunty is a funny fart.
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Fluffer means something else on a porn set.
Speaking of which, there is a very funny Jon Stewart clip on my blog about the porn industry and the Republican party. I know how you love Jon.
Oops. Sorry Faunty.
By the way, Faunty would like it known that she didn't earn her name because of excessive flatulence, but because I thought it would be a sweet and endearing nickname.
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