What makes a yoga class crappy?

1. ...when the instructor's teeth are a distracting death-like shade of grey.

2. ...when no one tells you that you'll need your on mat, so you have to stretch out on the stinky sweaty carpet.

3. ...when the instructor farts loudly during one of the poses, then calmly says, "This pose promotes digestion and helps air trapped in the body to escape."

4. ...when you've been looking forward to it for months and it's too easy.

But I shouldn't complain. Afterall, I did get paid $40* to go.

* Because I covered the class for work, I got paid for my time. And because I was writing about it, I got to take the class for free.