When I eat easter bunnies or other candy forms of humans or animals, I always bite the head off first. I feel creepy eating them one bite at a time starting from their feet with their unseeing sugar eyes watching the murderous progress my gluttonous teeth are making.
2 comments:
I always eat the ears first. :) I like your logic though.
natural killer instinct. decapitation clearly more effective than amputation.
animals, darlin, don't matter how much chanel you wrap it in. still animals.
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