An unflattering and rather uncomfortable dilemma

Faunty got me a few pairs of really cute underwear for Christmas. When I say they are cute, I mean they look nice folded up and nestled in tissue paper. They are less cute in practicality.

There's so little material in the back that I'm faced with a constant battle whenever I put them on. Which is sexier: a polka-dotted wedgie or a butt crack hanging out over lacy trim? I'm finding myself in a tug-of-war as I try to reach some happy medium which doesn't seem to exist.

Maybe I'll have to put granny panties on my list next year.