Hello there, Blog.
How's it going?
I know it's been a while, but I just don't have that much to say to you. Things aren't really working out between us anymore.
I really like you and all, but I think we need to take a break.
I'll let you know when I'm ready to come back.
Take care,
- g
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Geeksters,
This comes as a shock! I thought you were just busy and I've been waiting patiently for your return. But now you're expressing doubts about our relationship? And online, in front of your hundreds of readers?! That hurts. Call me. We need to talk things through. If I lose you, I will die.
Love forever,
Blog
Dear Blog,
I didn't know you felt so strongly about this. I suppose we could try to work things out.
Regardless, I'll be gone on working holidays (to Ottawa!) for the next week and I can't promise not to fall for someone new, exciting and political while I'm away.
Tepid love,
- g
PS. Please don't die.
Fare thee well. And have a great time in Ottawa.
The knife, it cuts so deeply. I'll be bingeing on oreos until you return, to ease my pain.
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