I have nothing to say expect for these points:

1) It's nice outside.

2) Faunty succeeded in her New Year's resolution to give me a bruise. (Don't worry, it's tiny and I'll survive).

3) The photographer is coming home in a week and a day.

4) I'm doing a presentation with another intern in the boardroom tomorrow.

5) I'm wearing pants that have a zipper but no button. While I was walking, the zipper came open. Maybe next time I'll wear a belt.